Sudden Mixed Vegetables, Jr.

December 2005 Edition - the eighteenth edition . But how long will it last?

Mr. Fangwood J. Derbit

This month's issue is authored by Mr. Ray d'Cal and Mr. Al Lias.

No edition is complete until the month's end has arrived.

What a croc!
It's a definite croc!
,,, {the new cutie pie fish detector system}

    ... just another media magazine

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Table of contents

Major headings for this month's SMV, Jr.
   1. Getting a tan
   2. Croczilla
   3. Croc Jaw

 

1. Dude, it's a croc ... Getting a tan

Dude!

Celebrity lizzardilla, Croc Tanner, the cool crock, was seen getting a tan.

2. croc-zilla, baby ... Croczilla

"What is with the crocs, hey?"

"Don't you like crocs, hey?"

Lizzardilla

Lizardilla reflects our new policy on freedom of croc-speech, called Crocnost.

"Don't tell Mr. Croc-tev-YVa about the new Crocnost policy."

3. Harry CPF, says. Croc Jaw

torpedo alert Bulletin :: Harry Jaw is suffering from croc jaw for the mistaken identity of Mr. H. Jaw, Jr.

My jaw is sealed.

 

 

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